shit shopper 

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.

That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.

shit shopper by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

shit stoppers 

Very tight fitting trousers.

To a portly chap, averse to loose garmentry, one could say: "Sideways on, you look like a fucking question mark, in those shit stoppers."

shit stoppers by Mr P. August 19, 2006

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

shit-shopped by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.

Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method

Shit Stopper by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019

Shit Stopper

the act of falling on your ass soo hard that in doing so you loose all feeling and the abilty to shit.

"ouch did you fall on your monkey bone?"
"ahhh thats a shit stopper >_<"

Shit Stopper by L0LitsN0rman October 24, 2008

shit-stopper 

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

shit-stopper by jimbobhas December 17, 2009

Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.

“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”

Stopper Shit by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022