shit phantom 

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

shit phantom by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

Phantom Shit Perfecto by greenlectern September 1, 2010

Phantom Shit 

When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone

"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!

Phantom Shit by ||Loco|| March 1, 2009

phantom shit bandit  

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

phantom shit bandit by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

phantom shit 

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isnt any shit on the toilet paper

i saved three minutes by taking a phantom shit, way to be

phantom shit by ray June 17, 2004

Phantom Shit 

A phantom shit is when you take such a big dump that it has the velocity to go through the pipes without you needing to flush and when you look down it has appeared to vanish.

person 1 : Jaysus, just had a giant shit. When I looked down to check the size of it, it had disappeared.
person 2 : So it was a "Phantom Shit" ?

person 1 : Yeah! Didn't even need to flush.

Phantom Shit by BillyyLAD November 29, 2012

phantom shit 

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

phantom shit by ray May 29, 2004