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When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.
by James McKey March 02, 2006
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.
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To be utterly fucked with no escape. See ending of Dead Pool for more info
Harry Callahan-"You're outta bullets...And you know what that means, you're shit out of luck."
by Beef n chips November 21, 2009
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(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.
*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.
by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009
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A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.
Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!

Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck
by Henry Billington August 16, 2009
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When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??

marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty October 18, 2006
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When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??

marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty October 20, 2006
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