shit monkey 

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

shit monkey by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004

shit monkey 

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.

Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?

shit monkey by Gurrman September 22, 2006

shit monkey 

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.

Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.

shit monkey by KrW September 23, 2005

Shit Monkey 

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

Shit Monkey by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

Shit Monkey 

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

Shit Monkey by Bunkups March 11, 2015

shit monkey 

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

shit monkey by KANE August 3, 2004

shit monkey 

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

shit monkey by Dylowned September 24, 2005