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When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Tousleygal May 24, 2018
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When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Tousleygal May 30, 2018
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When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Tousleygal May 29, 2018
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