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Shit Monger

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Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.
Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.
Shit Monger by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010
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shit monger

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A person who mongs shit.
Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.
shit monger by anal douche September 14, 2003
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Shit Monger

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1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.
Shes one bitching shit monger!
Shit Monger by Zoloft July 25, 2004
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shit monger

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A senior at NRHS who thinks he is the shit. Also named as Grant

Can also be used as monger of shit
Shut up shit monger, don't be hatin.
Holler
shit monger by Freddy March 28, 2005
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Shit Monger

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Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.
That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.
Shit Monger by Don Perdix February 4, 2024
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penguin shit ass monger 

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1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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