shit milker 

A television show on FX that repetitively uses the word shit, but never anything stronger. These shows include Rescue Me, Nip/tuck, Damages, and more.

Oh no! Not another shit milker!

shit milker by Condom Chewer 6000 November 26, 2007

You need your shit milked. 

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

You need your shit milked. by anonymous April 8, 2023