shit is fucked 

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

shit is fucked by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Shit is fucked up and bullshit 

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

Shit is fucked up and bullshit by 99Percent October 14, 2011