Shit internet

"Connecting" "connecting" "connecting"

Hey! Have you seen the photo I sent?
"Connecting" "connecting"
Wow you really have a shit internet connection

Shit internet by Alojo Acver November 13, 2015

shit internet site 

A website of extremely poor quality. Usually maintained by self-absorbed fuckwits with delusions of grandeur.

I've just visited the FFVII Citadel. What a shit internet site that is.

shit internet site by Drifty McDrift December 14, 2008

Internet Shit 

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Internet Shit by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012

Internet Shit Magnet 

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

Internet Shit Magnet by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011

Unikitty Internet shit 

A very toxic fandom that can give me a fucking stroke

What's more toxic than a nuclear dump, oh fuck it's some Unikitty internet shit

Unikitty Internet shit by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019

International Shit day (2nd December)

International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.

International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.

International Shit day (2nd December) by YourLocalAnonymousPerson November 24, 2019

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day 

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021