shit eyes 

Shit eyes is a term used to describe one with large 'shitty' looking rings below the eye.
Usually confused with the more common 'panda' eyes.

Jack: "Yo Serban, wtf is with your eyes??"
Serban: "I stayed up all night watching EPL and eating peanuts"
Jack: "Dude you have an epic case of shit eyes!"

shit eyes by Kablahh April 3, 2008

Shit Eyes 

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

Shit Eyes by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010

Shit with eyes 

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

Shit with eyes by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

Eyes Wide Shit 

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.

"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al

Eyes Wide Shit by smut police December 7, 2011

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes 

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.

"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes by crazo May 21, 2008