Shit Em 

To defecate in your pants.

I think I shit em.

Shit Em by Chunk03 June 28, 2010

shit em and forget em 

Old torn underwear that you wear when you have diarrhea just in case.

Mike had an accident at work today, fortunately he wore his shit em and forget em's.

shit em and forget em by Tony_Dammit October 17, 2007

I shit 'em pants 

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).

Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.

I shit 'em pants by simonx4 August 12, 2006

I'll shit 'em 

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

I'll shit 'em by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

shit on em 

A term used for when you win or top someone or a group of people

Man you just shit on em, they're pissed

shit on em by Dil han March 18, 2016

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome 

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome by Btwiz June 12, 2012

I shit myself empty 

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

I shit myself empty by basilbrush October 19, 2008