shit bumps
shit bumps by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007
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shit bumps
The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
shit bumps by jvongrill September 29, 2008
Related Words
shit bumps • bump that shit • shit burp • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick
bump that shit
bump that shit by MBEZ February 22, 2005
shitbumps
You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.
"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"
shitbumps by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010
Shitburps
Shitburps by fucktito0903 September 11, 2011
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