shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting

God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.

by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007

shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

bump that shit

when you play your favorite song over and over

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play

by MBEZ February 22, 2005

shitbumps

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010

Shitburps

a burp that smells like a fart

cheap beer gives me shitburps

by fucktito0903 September 11, 2011