A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
by supergub August 8, 2009
Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"
Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.
by The Striped Erzulie August 30, 2005
Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.
Jack: That sucks.
Tom: Yeah, shit happens.
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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Fan: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
Jack: That sucks.
Tom: Yeah, shit happens.
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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Fan: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
by Teal Tower July 30, 2010
When something happens that is usually perceived as bad or derogatory, and a friend attempts to placate the other with a single phrase
by Deathmonger72 October 18, 2017
This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.
The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
by biker dude November 8, 2009
by Heather June 11, 2003
- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.
"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.
- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport
- Change the game
- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
P1: "What are doing tonight?
P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."
People playing beer pong:
P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"
P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."
Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*
Treammate "What the fuck was that?"
P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"
Teammate: "God dammit..."
by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011