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The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin
by Teal Tower January 23, 2011

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When something stupid or annoying happens without your control.

Forrest Gump's famous quote.
Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.

Jack: That sucks.

Tom: Yeah, shit happens.


Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!

Forrest Gump: It happens.

Fan: What, shit?

Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
by Teal Tower July 29, 2010

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