shirt naked 

When one is not wearing a shirt, thus being naked on the top.

Girl 1: Woah look at all these shirt naked guys!
Girl 2: yeah, hubba hubba

shirt naked by woopsey January 28, 2013

naked shit

When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.

Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!

Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!

naked shit by nypaliguy November 9, 2009

You on some naked shit

When you just don’t give a fuck on some savage shit

Ahhh bro you on some naked shit you crazy

You on some naked shit by Treble March 14, 2018

Naked Shit Wank 

Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...

Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....

Naked Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006

on some naked shit 

A term invented by Korean-American philosopher Abraham Yoon. It essentially means you are quote “with the shits” or “down for whatever.” The term rose to popularity in early 2023, and has diffused contagiously since then.

Guy: “Yo, you tryna hang later on some naked shit”
Girl: “Yea, that shit sounds a’ight.”

on some naked shit by robertjenkins March 21, 2023

shit happens when you party naked 

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

shit happens when you party naked by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

National Short People Named Marius Day 

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

National Short People Named Marius Day by Short People Inc October 14, 2021