shirt mask

the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.

2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had

shirt mask by ganjer9 September 16, 2009

Word of the Day on September 18, 2009

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T-shirt mask-querade

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.

Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!

T-shirt mask-querade by Creed Cur May 1, 2021

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Shit mask

A shit mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a shit mask

Person1: Hey, how old are you?
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...

Perfection everytime

Shit mask by The Real KGB_MAN April 17, 2018

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Chase masker shit

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.

Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.

Chase masker shit by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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