Shippwned 

To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.

Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!

Shippwned by Terrashipper January 1, 2012

Shiowned 

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

Shiowned by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

shiboner 

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

shiboner by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

Shivowned 

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

Shivowned by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Shitower 

The act of taking a shit and then a shower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!

Shitower by drizzle82 February 5, 2014

Shitower 

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.

Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.

Shitower by Louie Williams August 4, 2015

shpooner 

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

shpooner by Lucyworm April 16, 2021