To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.
Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!
by Terrashipper January 1, 2012
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Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.
Shion: Why's that?
Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.
Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!
*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*
-----SHIOWNED-----
Shion: Why's that?
Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.
Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!
*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*
-----SHIOWNED-----
by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009
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Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.
Ace:......Oh my god your right......
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