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shigellosis

An illness caused by ingesting food contaminated with the shigella bacterium. Also known as bloody shit syndrome.
Food, mostly produce, can be contaminated with shigella through unclean or unsanitary food handling practices.
Specifically, by being handled by food preparers who have shit under their fingernails. Also, produce can become contaminated by being irrigated with shitty water or by being shit upon by animals while still growing in the ground.
Shegellosis will make you shit uncontrollably, and your shit will be extremely bloody and painful. Immediate medical attention is required.
Johnny ate lunch at Willow Elementary in Lansing and got shigellosis.
shigellosis by Shigellalicous October 22, 2004
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Shiggolosis 

the infection of the gastrointestinal system, but also the coolest sounding dance from the 60's
everyone do the Shiggolosis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiggolosis by Rockandrolljunkiie January 21, 2009
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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