A-shift

One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!

A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"

B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!

by Jack Sean March 12, 2012

shift

1) To move an object to another location.

2) A key on a computer or typewriter keyboard.

1) He shifted the boxes to the other warehouse.

2) My shift key is broken.

by topcat October 26, 2004

shift

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

by pookie April 1, 2005

shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

by dAVE July 3, 2003

shifted

When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.

"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"

by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017

Shifting

Where people think lucid dreaming is going to a new reality and want to be quirky.

Shifting:
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."

by PsychedelicAnt January 20, 2021

Shifting

The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".

"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"

Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter

by me11/06 September 5, 2013