2 definitions by Jack Sean
1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduleing. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that B-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probly because A or C shift showed up.
Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
by Jack Sean March 12, 2012
One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!
A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
by Jack Sean March 12, 2012