shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

Shift

Shift is a term usually targeted at teed fiveM players that fuck women in the pussy

I am bad at fiveM I wish I was a shift.

by That nigga shift March 13, 2023

Shift

Another word for "Stab" or "Shank"

"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"

by Your Momma ;D October 9, 2011

Shift

A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.

My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?

Me : yeah it was a good shift

My boss : *walking away shaking his head*

Me : stupid cunt

by IPeedInTheSinkOnce September 17, 2010

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021

shift

To make out, snog, french kiss

"Will you shift my friend over there?"

by The Mysterious M June 4, 2003

shift

The motion of movement Whilst wearing a pair of Nike Super Shift Running Spikes. This speical type of uber speed accomplished with said spikes is tremendous

He shifted down the track to finish his 400m in 48 flat.

by Muldowney March 23, 2005