Shia Labeouf

A hermit cannibal.

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Shia Labeouf by ministryofpogchamp November 3, 2021

Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

Shia Labeouf by T-Mo aka Poopman December 29, 2008

Shia Labeouf

An individual who fornicates with robots.

Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf by FomeDe September 2, 2009

Shia Labeouf

The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail

Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?

Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire

Guy 1: Man he's so versatile

Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones

Shia Labeouf by Azz2801 February 22, 2009

Shia Labeouf

A hollywood star that has changed quite a bit over the years, mainly due to the intake of... Cocaine.

"I rock it like a novice but I rock it like a rocket doe." - Shia Labeouf

Shia Labeouf by your basic needs October 20, 2015

Shia LaBeouf

A substiture for the curse word s#!t. "With cheese" can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning

Holy shi......alabeouf with cheese.
This tastes like shia labeouf.

Shia LaBeouf by Dr. Wheelo November 5, 2010

Shia Labeouf

a shit

I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf by shittaker79 July 19, 2010