shelve

To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.

Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.

by bob the builder March 8, 2003

shelve

...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.

"My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie."

by Diego September 30, 2003

shelve

The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.

"Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?"
"Ahhh hellzz no!"

by Diego September 4, 2003

Shelving

Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.

"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"

by DagdA LamB February 18, 2014

shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by Jamie November 29, 2003

Shelve

Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.

Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.

Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.

by RooZy March 19, 2009

shelved

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

by funpac January 30, 2010