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sheldoning 

To have to deal with somone that will never be happy with what you do for them, and try and get it for less next time.
You would think she is jewish the way she was sheldoning me.
sheldoning by ima cheepskate August 16, 2007
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Sheldoning 

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy
"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"
Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Un-Sheldoning 

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object
"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"
Un-Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026