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shelby county high school 

a school full of cousin fuckers and rednecks. trash at all sports and eat their moms bootys for breakfast. the school is infested with bugs and rodents. also infested with hoes and f boys.
person 1: “hey have you heard of shelby county high school

person 2: “yea i heard the whole school smells like fish

Shelby County High School 

ORIGINAL "shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."

Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."

Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is a school full of students from many walks of life and with teacher who do their best to bring out the gems places in their classrooms.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026