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shelby county high school 

a school full of cousin fuckers and rednecks. trash at all sports and eat their moms bootys for breakfast. the school is infested with bugs and rodents. also infested with hoes and f boys.
person 1: “hey have you heard of shelby county high school”

person 2: “yea i heard the whole school smells like fish”

Shelby County High School 

ORIGINAL "shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."

Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."

Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is a school full of students from many walks of life and with teacher who do their best to bring out the gems places in their classrooms.
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