Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

Sweet cake pop

When you bite his balls after squirting on them

Mark: bro Kayleigh gave me a sweet cake pop last night

Sam: I doubt that

by TheHyperGay July 3, 2023

Sheet caked

Being baked as a cake in bed.

Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night

by Bomberbiff March 7, 2020

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

Sweet Cake

An ugly pony in ponytown with a disgusting color combo

Marisaguap: Dude this strip club sucks, all the strippers are ugly!
Erxilia: Look at that ugly pony, that’s a sweet cake pony

by djgassygirl December 3, 2025

sweet as cake

When something is cool, awesome, groovy, or hip

Whoa, that new Avett Brothers CD is sweet as cake!

by folktroubadour January 7, 2010