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shed head 

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.
What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head
shed head by Ian May 7, 2005
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Shed Head 

(verb)-- English Origin, found in slang context.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.
While working at a family recreational facility, Timmy jams his penis into Sally's vagina. Sally orgasms. Later that night, Sally and Timmy walk up to a maintenance shed while in the action of closing for the night. With the door shut, Timmy releases his penis and Sally pleasures him through oral sex. Sally has just given Timmy "Shed Head".
Shed Head by Dale Gordan March 26, 2007
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shed head 

a person with a big forehead with a obvious slope to the face
lou's hat looks odd on his shed head
shed head by samich March 2, 2009

head shed 

In military terms another name for Command or Control Center.
Be sure and run it past the head shed for approval before implementing.
head shed by fusebiter December 13, 2012

head shed 

William donned a head shed before he fucked the bitch.
head shed by Doug Mesner May 7, 2004
When there’s dry skin flaking off a circumcised man’s penis. Essentially when the tip gets ashy.
Ew babe! You got head shed!”
Head shed by Sick Zombie July 21, 2026

shedhead 

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field
"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"
shedhead by Ivan January 10, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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