I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
by mistermic May 26, 2006
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
by Foof March 27, 2003
When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 15, 2009
by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005
by arlie September 5, 2004
When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 August 5, 2015