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Shartbarf
Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf
Shartbarf by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011
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Shartblast • Shablarted • Shartbarf • Shartbark • Shartfartyummyum • Shartlantis • shartmart • Shartnart • Snartblast
Shartlantis
1.) An elevated place one experiences through extreme shartosis
The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
1.) Friend 1 -"Have you seem that movie This is the End?"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
Shartlantis by MickJicken May 26, 2014
Shartnart
Shartnart is when you shart yo stanky pantaloons in the freezer and it piles up in your pants a bit too much that it reaches the top of your head like a tower and now you have a cozy hat that protects you, a cute name to describe this event would be shartnart
Snartblast
Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.
Snartblast by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018
Shartbark
When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.
1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
Shartbark by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023
Shartblast
Shartblast by Squished_Dead_Kittens April 15, 2021