Shartlantis 

1.) An elevated place one experiences through extreme shartosis

The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears

2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.

1.) Friend 1 -"Have you seem that movie This is the End?"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"

2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*

"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"

3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"

son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"

Shartlantis by MickJicken May 26, 2014

Saltlantis 

This magical land appears every once in a blue moon.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.

They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.

A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.

"...and now, Donald Trump is the 45th President of the unites states..."
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”

Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.

The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.

Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.

BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!

Saltlantis by Giga Donkey Dick March 8, 2017

Shaqlantis 

A District of Shaq City where the Ultimate Playas live like Snoop Dogg and Bubb Rubb

Whistle tips are legal in Shaqlantis M0THER GAK!!!!

Shaqlantis by Ahmad Rashad September 18, 2003