Shart Monster 

When someone farts and shit comes out, that is a shart. This is someone who repeatedly does this gross act. They are shart monsters.

Ewwww.....that was a wet one, you better wipe yourself you shart monster.

Shart Monster by squince5 April 4, 2009

shart monster 

chase

you look like a shart monster

shart monster by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

Shirt monster 

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.

*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?

Shirt monster by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

Cookie Monster Shirt 

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

Cookie Monster Shirt by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

monster shat 

when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.

person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?

monster shat by Anonymous blonde guy July 4, 2007

shardmonster 

A meth head who loves shards of meth and has no hesitation to smoke them all

Hey were the shardmonster

shardmonster by Mtras13 January 4, 2020