shart blaster 

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.

Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!

shart blaster by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017

Shat blaster 

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

Shat blaster by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

Shaft Blaster 

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

Shaft Blaster by Cal563 June 12, 2024

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

blasted arse shard 

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

blasted arse shard by Zonal K September 19, 2019