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A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.
EW! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted!
by Sarah A November 06, 2006
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a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
by MAGMAN March 23, 2007
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A surprising expulsion of poop that occurs during the farting process
Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.
by Rj-C November 27, 2007
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A fart with "substance"
Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
by RetyTheLlama February 03, 2008
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When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
by mistermic May 26, 2006
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When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
by bobby shart August 28, 2009
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