sharon osbourne

Surgically altered, squeaky-voiced middle-aged tramp masquerading as a perfect mom/music mogul.

"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."

sharon osbourne by clairem May 17, 2007

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I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.

"here comes the wicked witch...which old witch the wicked witch"

sharon osbourne by Shamona January 5, 2005

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sharon osbourne

The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.

Sharon Osbourne is a stupid tramp. And her daughter is a fat cow.

sharon osbourne by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

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Sharon Osbourne

A jealous moron who can't handle Iron Maiden being better than her husband.

I'm sick of Sharon Osbourne's ridiculously high pitched voice and Maiden hating. UP THE IRONS!

Sharon Osbourne by Ozzy Osbourne...;) January 9, 2008

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Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

Sharon Osbourne by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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