shark week

the week of the oh so dreaded menstral cycle or periods

used in public by girls I need of tampons or pads

the shark part is used because of the blood

the week part is well it last a week

example 1
girl: (in a group of people) do you have stuff for shark week?

other girl: yeah come with me

boy: u wanna see my bate or something?

example 2

girl: ugh it's shark week

other girl: ugh I know

boy: shark wee isn't till next month weirdo..?

by A.llxson May 15, 2016

shark week

Shark week - A term used by female to male trans individuals, in order to reduce dysphoria triggered by using the word period, as this is gendered to be a female experience.

Poor guy, he's going through shark week...

by ssasmr October 1, 2018

Shark week

To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'

'aw dude it's shark week'

by @k1nd_boyty (Insta) October 4, 2018

shark week

the best week of your life.

"Dude, it's shark week!"
"I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"

by lifeisawesome August 5, 2009

shark week

The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.

Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.

by alilmissmisfit March 8, 2016

Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.

cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

by cm2ford port hueneme March 12, 2011

Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 11, 2014