Person 1:"So Dave,
let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on
the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did
you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.