shardurft 

a minor apology
smaller than "sorry" and less major

"My foot hurts"
"well I'm shardurft."

shardurft by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 24, 2009

Sharkurity 

Security which serves no purpose other that to keep those who manage it employed.

1) This sharkurity team give me the shits!
2) This sharkutiry is a waste of everyones time

Sharkurity by secritic March 8, 2010

Sharurf 

A sound given off when done with somebody’s shit similar to a sigh.

“I slept with my ex again.”
“Sharurf, why?”

Sharurf by fatjulehit November 3, 2019