sham wow now 

a song from youtube by josh(or on youtube hes called thecomputernerd01)
a parody of "boom boom pow" by the black eyed peas
the songs is really funny..if you like random.....XD lol

lyrics:

gotta get that(x3)
gotta get-t-t-t-t that that that, that that
sham wow now
gotta get that , sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

yo i got this wig it really smells you can keep it
im up to 20 pounds
i got my sham wow now with my bar of soap
i got two light blubs in my hand, nest level super mario bros
i got that sham wow now
i like to lick that sham wow now

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

im on that sham wow guy, yall here that cow go"moooooo"
my sham wow soaks up water fast, it also soaks up ur FACE!
Im stuck inside this rubber tube, gonna freack out" weres my sham wow?"
im on my favorite tree, kinda look like a bum-ble-bee

ima beast when you use sham wow, into the bush i almost died!!
greener smaller fatter older, nail clipping, ima baller
cuz we got the bowl of water, we got a sham wow NOW!
it soaks up all the water...well thats what the commercial said

oooohh

people in this bathroom, if u wanna soak up water-er-er*guy shakes head*
put ur sunglasses on, ima about to eat a cookie, heres ur sham wow

i be cleanin my feet, i be cleaning my feet

here we go,here we go,orange or purple, yall getten soaked wit the SHAM WOW!
i drin lots of liquids every day, it makes me wanna say SHAM WOW!
eating chips wit the SHAM WOW, on the toilet with the.......
*points to sham wow guy* this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea(lol it shows a can of peas..the vegtable)
this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

sham wow now by the world may never know..... July 8, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016