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sham wow now 

a song from youtube by josh(or on youtube hes called thecomputernerd01)
a parody of "boom boom pow" by the black eyed peas
the songs is really funny..if you like random.....XD lol
lyrics:

gotta get that(x3)
gotta get-t-t-t-t that that that, that that
sham wow now
gotta get that , sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

yo i got this wig it really smells you can keep it
im up to 20 pounds
i got my sham wow now with my bar of soap
i got two light blubs in my hand, nest level super mario bros
i got that sham wow now
i like to lick that sham wow now

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

im on that sham wow guy, yall here that cow go"moooooo"
my sham wow soaks up water fast, it also soaks up ur FACE!
Im stuck inside this rubber tube, gonna freack out" weres my sham wow?"
im on my favorite tree, kinda look like a bum-ble-bee

ima beast when you use sham wow, into the bush i almost died!!
greener smaller fatter older, nail clipping, ima baller
cuz we got the bowl of water, we got a sham wow NOW!
it soaks up all the water...well thats what the commercial said

oooohh

people in this bathroom, if u wanna soak up water-er-er*guy shakes head*
put ur sunglasses on, ima about to eat a cookie, heres ur sham wow

i be cleanin my feet, i be cleaning my feet

here we go,here we go,orange or purple, yall getten soaked wit the SHAM WOW!
i drin lots of liquids every day, it makes me wanna say SHAM WOW!
eating chips wit the SHAM WOW, on the toilet with the.......
*points to sham wow guy* this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea(lol it shows a can of peas..the vegtable)
this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now
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