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shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.
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shaking the can 

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

Shaking the can 

Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded
Shaking the can by Nathaniel77 October 17, 2009

Shaking The Pringle Can 

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.
Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.
Shaking The Pringle Can by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009

can you stop shaking the ladder 

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?

Shakin' the can 

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.
Shakin' the can by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

Shakin the can 

The act of male masturbation.

It was derived from the the Wii game Mario Party 8, because they have a game called shaking the can where you shake the controller as hard as you can and it looks like you are masturbating.
Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin Shakin the can to some gay porn
Shakin the can by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007
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