Guy 1: “Dude look what’s on your shoe!”
Guy 2: “It’s hairwtf”
Guy 1: “You mean it’s a Shair?”
Guy 2: “What’s a Shair?”
Guy 1: “It’s a piece of hair on a shoe.”
Person 1 : " Have you seen how good Chad is in maths ? He rocks !"
Person 2 : " Yeah, but he's not anywhere near Shair !"
or
Mom : " If you keep practicing the piano son, you'll maybe be as good as Shair ! "
Son : " No one can be as good as that mom."