shaftwipe

(1) n. An object of disgust. (2) n. A sad/sick person who makes one want to vomit.

(1) I am not touching that thing, man. It looks like a shaftwipe. (2) I can't believe they didn't give me a large fry with the Monopoly Game Pieces on it! Bunch of shaftwipes!

by EverythingisBrown November 6, 2010

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005

Shartipelago

When one releases a quick succession of tiny turds, the poops end up floating togethor in a manner similar to a small island chain.

The other morning I drank a white chocolate mocha latte. However, two hours later I pooped out a shartipelago.

by Matthubsy November 27, 2010

shaftie

A motorcycle in which a shaft is used to transfer the power to the back wheel (as opposed to chain or belt).

The main benefit of shaft drive is low maintenance and high durability; it is thus used on many touring motorcycles. The disadvantages of shaft drive are extra weight, extra complexity, and inability to change final drive gear ratios. Thus, most sports/racing motorcycles use chain drive.

1. Shafties don't wheelie. (Myth)

by NotZebra October 4, 2004

shagwipe

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.

She: Dumbass, go grab me a shagwipe to clean off this mess

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007

shaftie

A shaftie is a motorcycle that is so incredibly rubbish it is physically incapable of wheeling. Weighing more than Russel Grant on his way home from doing a big shop in an armoured car, riding a bike without a chain is like anal sex without lube. Unnecessary and quite unpleasant.

A shaftie can wheelie (myth)

by ZebraQwerty November 9, 2006

Shaftspeare

The surname of a Renaissance English bisexual man with an especially massive, stiff, and pointy penis who left a trail of bleeding lovers of both sexes with torn orifices in his wake. He was responsible for many fatal hemorrhages but was never identified and brought to justice. He successfully obscured his identity by dressing like William Shakespeare and reciting sonnets. Preceding Jack the Ripper by several hundred years, he may have provided him with inspiration. Jack the Ripper is reputed to have said, "a rip of the neck out-bleeds a tear of the bum any day. Shaftspeare was a prick."

Shaftspeare fucked her in the ass, tearing her rectum and anus, as he asked, "Do you like the rhythm? It's iambic pentameter" Being a fan of Shakespeare, she whimpered, "yes, your metering is impeccably timed" as she grew pale and faint and bled out.

by Velvet Tongue January 15, 2026