shaftro

A seriously ungroomed patch of male pubic hair that looks like an afro, particularly when the hair starts to cover the shaft.

I was watching an old John Holmes skin flick from the 70's last night and boy did he have one hell of a shaftro.

by SaberToothVikingBear August 12, 2012

Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019

Shaftjob

When a man wraps his flaccid penis around another man's erect penis and proceeds to move it up and down with his hand until ejaculation occurs.

Yeah, man, he wanted to give me a shaftjob but I was tired so I just went to bed.

by Drmidnight July 9, 2010

shartroulette

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.

Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.

by shartman2 December 3, 2010

SHAFTO

Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.

Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"

by scuz n clownbaby September 2, 2010

Shaftow

A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.

I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.

by C-El, Esq March 10, 2019

Shaftonomics

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.

Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.

by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008