shaftbouncing

meatriding to the extreme.
shaftbouncers are the most elite breed of meatriders who fear nothing more than showers and job applications.

guy 1: kyle said he loved that new game, but the game is total garbage!
guy 2: hes shaftbouncing the dev like his life depends on it.

“if billy wants us to stop calling him a teachers pet, he needs to stop shaftbouncing mr. smith”