SHAFTO

Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.

Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"

by scuz n clownbaby September 2, 2010

Shafto

A verb meaning to smoke a cigarette in your work attire.

That dude is all about the shafto

by 0192374 June 30, 2010

shafto

1). Someone who is a real screw up.
2). A shady individual.

a). That shafto Steve is in jail again.
b). That damn shafto stole my chronic

by Shaniqua Jones July 9, 2004

El Shafto

The term used or a name give when a friend Struggles with females or female intercourse.

Look “el shafto” nae pumping again tonight

by El Shafter October 7, 2020

Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

that guy is acting like a craig shafto

by njp31 January 18, 2023

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

Shafter

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019