SHAFTO

Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.

Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"

by scuz n clownbaby September 02, 2010

Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 03, 2019

A pet name for homosexual prison inmates. Both take turns being top and bottom.

Cletus slowly dropped his pants as Billy whispered in his ear, calling him his favorite “shaftoe.”

by 0192374 June 30, 2010

1). Someone who is a real screw up.
2). A shady individual.

a). That shafto Steve is in jail again.
b). That damn shafto stole my chronic

by Shaniqua Jones July 09, 2004

The term used or a name give when a friend Struggles with females or female intercourse.

Look “el shafto” nae pumping again tonight

by El Shafter October 07, 2020

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

by njp31 January 18, 2023