sexyman96

A real man. Y'all need to get a real man like him. He has a HUGE fucking dick and you can find him on discord, he sounds like he's from ISIS, But that doesn't matter cause he has a big dick. He can be a cunt sometimes and likes to say no-homo even though he's secretly gay (Sorry ladies ;) ) I personally have been in that and let me just say, THAT WAS GREAT THE WAY HE SHOVES THAT HUGE DICK IN YOU MAKES YOU SQEAL LIKE A FUCKING PIG, EVERY TIME I HEAR HIS VOICE I GET THE BIGGEST BONER IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I would like to say that you should fuck him. When you blow him you can't even reach the balls, no matter what you are, you wont be able to reach the balls. I really hope he notices me and maybe a future husband, idk maybe ;)

FUCKING HIM WAS LIKE FUCKING THE BEST POO SOCK EVER GOD DAMN.

sexyman96

sexyman96 by Onecheekycunt February 20, 2019

Tumblr Sexyman 

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.

Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”

Tumblr Sexyman by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021

Tumblr Sexyman 

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.

Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman

Tumblr Sexyman by MustardHands June 22, 2021

ultimate tumblr sexyman 

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.

my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale

ultimate tumblr sexyman by diplomia December 13, 2022

sexymanfish 

Sexymanfish is related to the word "sexy". It is a funny way to sexy without saying the actual word. It can be known as a joke or it is a way to say the word sexy without get embarrassed!

I think Jack is a sexymanfish.

sexymanfish by Appleton13255 February 7, 2017

Sexymanchild 

1. That guy you totally wish you were. Also the sexiest manchild around, as you can tell from the name.
2. There are no other definitions

"Hey look its sexymanchild, I would so do him :@"

Sexymanchild by Darkarbiter January 13, 2009

sexymantic 

Having properties of both sexiness and romance.

The after sex kissing was sexymantic.

sexymantic by IfIHadANickle September 3, 2017