2 definitions by Onecheekycunt
something you will never have...
Your parents had sex once and 9 months later your mom needed to take a HUGE FUCKING SHIT and plop WAAAAHH that's how you were made.
Sex is for people who love each other and not forced (your lil perv) it's not fucking your sister
sex is when you stick that small cock up dat vajayjay and yea
Your parents had sex once and 9 months later your mom needed to take a HUGE FUCKING SHIT and plop WAAAAHH that's how you were made.
Sex is for people who love each other and not forced (your lil perv) it's not fucking your sister
sex is when you stick that small cock up dat vajayjay and yea
bob: aye sup homie you gonna have sex tonight
you: no man, I'm lonely af
bob: don't worry homie ill give you a blow job and maybe we can have anal
you: no man, I'm lonely af
bob: don't worry homie ill give you a blow job and maybe we can have anal
by Onecheekycunt May 14, 2018
A real man. Y'all need to get a real man like him. He has a HUGE fucking dick and you can find him on discord, he sounds like he's from ISIS, But that doesn't matter cause he has a big dick. He can be a cunt sometimes and likes to say no-homo even though he's secretly gay (Sorry ladies ;) ) I personally have been in that and let me just say, THAT WAS GREAT THE WAY HE SHOVES THAT HUGE DICK IN YOU MAKES YOU SQEAL LIKE A FUCKING PIG, EVERY TIME I HEAR HIS VOICE I GET THE BIGGEST BONER IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I would like to say that you should fuck him. When you blow him you can't even reach the balls, no matter what you are, you wont be able to reach the balls. I really hope he notices me and maybe a future husband, idk maybe ;)
by Onecheekycunt February 20, 2019