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sexy tea 

Venues in Taiwan where older men are intimately served by women of a similar age.

TLDR
Originated in 2021 during the Corona Virus pandemic. A Bloomberg reporter Tim Culpan wrote a piece on the state of Taiwan's epidemic, titled "Sexy Tea, the Lion King and Taiwan's Lost Innocence". This report with an interesting play in the title; described a past president of a well-known club named Lion Club International visiting such an establishment, and contracting COVID in the process.
Hey, you better not tell my wife I visited sexy tea.
sexy tea by taiwancanhelp June 5, 2021
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sexy tea 

Its like the greatest food ever, can be bought from turkish black markets, full of viagra,
and also means that it is the sexiest and tastiest thing ever
- that is sexy tea

- robbo, your sexy tea
sexy tea by RoBBo(baghead) December 2, 2007

sexy teacher

damn we got a fuckin sexy teacher.
sexy teacher by lol686444 April 21, 2018

Sexy teapot 

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.
'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
Sexy teapot by Danger Russ August 26, 2013

Team sexy 

Team sexy is/are the two fullbacks on field in a girls sport (feildhockey, lacrosse, soccer, ect.) These girls are on defense and don't let shit into the potentially dangerous area of shooting.
DAMN, that was a close one, good thing team sexy was on it.
Team sexy by dachanchan September 22, 2011

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks 

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"