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sex monke 

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
sex monke by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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monke sex 

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex
i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger
monke sex by clayify April 24, 2021

sex monkey

1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner
1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realise he wasn't wearing boxers today?"
sex monkey by satania April 9, 2005

inflatable sex monkey 

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.
"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
inflatable sex monkey by N ate Efron December 13, 2008

Sex Monkey

Someone who is very kinky and a thrill to have sexual intercourse with.
JUSTIN JOSHUA ASHER IS A SEX MONKEY!!!
Sex Monkey by Heisabeast November 22, 2011

sex monkey

some who is fun to have sex with
sex monkey by Jaws March 4, 2003

singin belfast sex monkey 

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast
singin belfast sex monkey by scagger February 11, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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