Sex Day

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Day in which every waking minute is spent enjoying coitus. Used most often by desperate couples seeking to have a child.

Jane: I'm ovulating, so I need to take a day off for a Sex Day with John.
John: I'm getting laid consistently for 24 hours.

Sex Day by Pete Cooter December 28, 2005

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Sex Day

1. The second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.

Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*

Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...

Sex Day by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005

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sex day

June 8’th is national sex day.
Go fuck your bitchessss

Hey guys today’s national sex day let’s have fun

sex day by Jamie_10785 June 7, 2021

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sex day

Sex day 29th of june a day to have sex for 24hrs straight non stop.

Lets have sex to celebrate sex day!

sex day by dojacaaat June 24, 2021

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National Sex Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

National Sex Day by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

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Anal Sex Day

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies

Anal Sex Day by LiamTW March 31, 2021

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national gay sex day

Held on August 19th

A day for gay sex

Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day

national gay sex day by Striaght girl July 9, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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