sex chapstick

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

sex chapstick by Strandchez December 20, 2008

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Chapstick Sex

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex

Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??

Chapstick Sex by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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